Emily, 17, Australia, Taken

 

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

augustussinfinity:

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

I’M ACTUALLY DYING OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

whiteboyfriend:

want to know how weird my state is well today a truck wrecked and it was filled with tree sap and the authorities spent hours scrubbing it off with steel brushes and pressure washers

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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